Grandma and Grandpa recently sent a present to my house. It was addressed “To Our Favorite Son.”
I am their favorite grandson, so obviously, it was for me.
Diddy knows I don’t have opposable thumbs, so he opened it.
And boy, oh boy, was I excited. I could tell it was gonna be a good one!
The wrapping even included toys!
First up , they got me a gift card. Diddy said it was to Harley Davidson.
What is Harley Davidson? I wish it had been to Pet Smart. I want some Nine Lives tender nibbles. I’m so tired of that organic crap Marmie tries to feed me.
And then I saw this. Diddy called it a reflective vest.
I’m also not sure why Diddy has been wearing my present.
But I guess it’s ok. I thought it was a lame gift anyway.
At least it came with string.