Marmie’s always up to something worth snoopervising.
Like today, she started cutting with these scissors—a pair I’ve never sniffed before.
Don’t worry, I tested them for quality control.
I was also curious about this new species of paper.
At first glance, it appeared harmless.
But after further investigation, I decided it was a mutation not to be trusted.
When I spotted a piece atop my scratching post, I knew I must reclaim my territory.
And I most certainly I did. I ripped that paper to shreds.
But guess what?
There’s even more where that came from.
I think I’ll wait until Marmie goes to sleep. Then I’ll plan my next method of attack.