Before Marmie goes for a run, I like to snoopervise as she gets her equipment together.
I sit with her while she puts on her running shoes.
I observe as she puts on her watch.
And most importantly, I do quality control checks on her iPod ear bud strings.
Yesterday, the strings were just not looking up to par.
What I noticed was quite subtle—only a cat trained in intense string analysis techniques could detect such a potential hazard.
When I stood on my hind legs to further scope out the situation, I accidentally lost my balance!
I had no choice but to dig my claws into Marmie’s skin for stability.
As you can imagine, this did not go over well. Marmie shrieked in pain, and she ran out the door in a huff.
I felt deep remorse…I would never want to hurt Marmie!
Because…I, um…you know…I just love her so much.
(Plus, any cat knows better than to perturb their number one food source.)
So ever since Marmie got back from her run, I’ve been snuggling in her lap and twying to wook extwa cutes in hopes that her forgiveness will be swift.
eed forgive me, please.