Life as an indoor housecat can be quite dangerous.
Don’t believe me? I’ve already protected Marmie and Diddy from several apartment hazards:
Today, I’m inspecting yet another questionable household contraption…
the cold box.
This is a curious beast that must be investigated thoroughly.
So far I’ve found no items of mass destruction, but I’m yet to be convinced of this frigid foe’s safety.
This mission calls for a unique balancing technique my first marmie taught me in kitten school.
You may think this maneuver looks easy.
You would be mistaken.
This downward cat balancing position has one of the highest degrees of difficulty.
I, of course, mastered it with ease.
My freezer surveillance expedition found this particular cold box to be free of foes.
Marmie says my mere presence scared them off.
I’m sure you all agree..my demeanor can be quite intimidating.
It pays to have a serious cat enforcer around the house.