Monthly Archives: August 2011
Here I am with a new favorite toy.
You are perhaps thinking,
All I see is a strikingly handsome orange cat hanging out underneath a bed with a blue shoe.
Where is the toy in this picture?
You may be intrigued to learn Diddy’s blue shoe is my newest toy.
I have been racing around Marmie’s apartment, shoelace in mouth, dragging Diddy’s blue shoe behind in a blur.
Such a blur that Marmie has been unable to get a proper action shot.
Of this fact, Marmie is quite regretful.
Marmie, with all your wedding planning, you’ve been neglecting your cat!
Now is NOT the time to take a rest and watch a movie.
It’s time to play Mouse with me!!
Ignore me now, if you must. But you know what this means…
I WILL bring my mice into your bed tonight!
Here I am, once again, sitting amongst an array of my toys.
And Marmie is, once again, ignoring me.
All because she is too busy with wedding planning to pay me any attention.
I even positioned myself into her favorite yoga pose.
But she didn’t even glance my way!
At first I was excited that Marmie and Diddy are getting married, but now I just want all this wedding stuff to go away!
A lot of cats believe yoga is too difficult for them. But I think all cats–no matter the age—are capable of executing even the most challenging of yoga postures.
Today I am going to instruct you kitties on how to complete my most favoritest yoga pose, the Upward Facing Cat.
Begin by lying on your back—belly up.
Then, curl all four footsies.
Once you have that step down, gently curve your tail into a nice curly Q shape.
Voila! You’ve now learned the Upward Facing Cat yoga posture.
I just thought you should know, this one is my favorite.
And I’m going sit on or near it until you take the hint
that this is the house I want as my new home.
Link, we like that house too, but it is priced at 2.2 million dollars–well above Diddy and I’s price range. We would have to starve you for many, many years in order to afford that home.
Hrmph. I am a cat with fine tastes.
Why couldn’t a wealthy couple have found me that fateful day in the parking lot?