Marmie, quit banging on that keyboard!
How’s a cat supposed to take a nap around here??
I am so happy right now. My friends at Jan’s Funny Farm have pirated me!
Yes, I’m a couple days behind, but this is because Marmie has been paying more attention to wedding planning than to me or my blog these days.
I’ve been quite jealous, visiting all my friends’ sites, seeing them decked out as pirates in celebration of Meow Like a Pirate Day.
I’d like to shout out a special thanks to Jan and Co. who have created this graphic, allowing me to play the part of Link Bartholomew, Scoundrel of the Seas.
I am an incredibly handsome man cat.
You may consider it vain for a Tom to publicly announce the knowledge of his strapping good looks, but I do not care. I know my features are popular with the ladies, and I am not ashamed to admit it.
However, there is one aspect of my overall “package” that causes me great embarrassment.
You see, I do not meow a lot because I am very self-conscious of how it sounds.
Instead, I tend to communicate through chirps and grunts, much like this:
And there you have it: Link Bartholomew, handsome young mancat, has a voice only a marmie could love.
A perfect orange gentleman, I promise.
OR leave any evidence on the kitchen floor…honest.
I also showed great restraint by NOT gnawing on my dry food bag.
Aren’t you proud of me, Marmie??
Oh Link, thank you for being so well behaved!
Wait a minute…LINK, what’s that behind you?????
both these strapping orange men will officially belong to Marmie.
Today, something rare happened.
Marmie came home for lunch.
Knowing she had a good 30 minutes before she had to go back to work, I did what any self respecting cat would do.
I cuddled on her lap while she checked email and ate lentils.
While cuddling, I made certain to transfer as much cat hair as possible onto her brown skirt.
It’s important Marmie’s coworkers know just how loved she is by her orange son.