I am an incredibly handsome man cat.
You may consider it vain for a Tom to publicly announce the knowledge of his strapping good looks, but I do not care. I know my features are popular with the ladies, and I am not ashamed to admit it.
However, there is one aspect of my overall “package” that causes me great embarrassment.
You see, I do not meow a lot because I am very self-conscious of how it sounds.
Instead, I tend to communicate through chirps and grunts, much like this:
And there you have it: Link Bartholomew, handsome young mancat, has a voice only a marmie could love.