Why does Diddy keep a boot on the toilet lid?
I’m sure it comes as no surprise this strange practice has everything to do with me.
You see, from the moment Marmie introduced me to the inside world, I’ve had a distinct fascination with the human toilet.
Maybe I’m intrigued by the running water, or maybe I’m just naughty.
Whatever the reason, Diddy’s boot serves an important purpose in his mind.
It keeps me from sticking my nose under the lid and drinking the delicious water only to be found in the deep dark depths of the human toilet.