Well, hello. My name is Link.
I used to live in a parking lot. But one day, a strange woman scooped me into her arms, and I haven’t been able to stalk a real bird since.
That woman is now my Marmie.
She tries to feed me imitation food, and she’s always wanting to snuggle…
Luckily, It didn’t take her long to realize I make the rules around here.